My last post, Who
Hid My FaceBook Friends, discussed
ways to see more of your favorite friends in your News Feed. Now, let’s look at
a few ways to see less of one.
The obvious though unsubtle step is to unfriend the person, but that involves
a lot of social trauma. FaceBook
won’t inform them that they’ve been dumped, but if they look for you on their
friends list, you’ll be conspicuously absent.
After they discover they’ve been jilted comes the inevitable
conversation. You’re amazing, but I’m just not ready to be in a relationship
right now. It isn’t you; it’s me. I just need a little space. You know, some
private time. We've grown apart. It's like we don't even know each other
anymore. Maybe looks are everything.
Since they can no longer reach you directly on FaceBook, some will contact mutual FaceBook friends and ask them to get
involved to determine the chances for reconciliation.
(FaceBook isn’t like high school. It is high school.)
There has to be a better way. Some way to stop seeing them
without their knowing that you’re not
seeing them.
As I mentioned in the previous post, you can mark a person
as an acquaintance and they will appear less often in your News Feed.
I also mentioned that you can create and look at Lists
instead of the News Feed, and you could just leave this person off the lists.
Their posts will still appear on your News Feed, but you won’t be looking at
them. Out of sight, out of mind.
You can also hide their posts, but only after the fact.
Hovering your mouse over their post will make a drop-down arrow appear at the
upper right of the post. Click it and you can check “Hide”. That post will
disappear, but you’ll still see future posts. I don’t find this option that
useful, but maybe there are instances where it fits.
Maybe 99% of their updates are perfectly normal, but they
slip up just this once with, “That Sarah Palin is a freakin’ genius, don’t you
think?” or, “Here’s my favorite Justin Bieber song on YouTube”.
Maybe hiding the one post does the trick for you.
The absolute worst thing you can do is to provide negative
comments on their posts, because FaceBook
assumes that if you comment on someone’s update, you want to see more of
them on your News Feed. The infamous FaceBook
algorithms, one would assume, don’t try to distinguish between comments like “Brilliant!”
and “How did you get your head all the way up there?”
For a brief period, FaceBook
offered an Unsubscribe option that would allow you to block all of a person’s
posts from your News Feed without unfriending them. That has since been
replaced by an option in the “Friends” box.
Hover over the person’s name in any of their posts that
appear in your News Feed and a box will pop up containing their profile photo.
Click the Friend box in that pop-up and you will see a “Show in News Feed”
option. De-select that option and all future posts from that person will be
banished from your News Feed.
The latter is an excellent way to stealthily elude nearly
all of a person’s posts, as opposed to slapping them in the face by Unfriending
them. (Unless, of course, you want to
slap them in the face.)
I say “nearly
all”, because you can’t completely elude obnoxious people on FaceBook. You can de-select “Show in
News Feed”, hide their posts, report them to the Better Business Bureau, file a
restraining order, and attach a lock of their hair to a voodoo doll and bind
its typing fingers together (yep, tried ‘em all) and they can still rear their
pointed little heads from time to time.
Here’s an example.
Sam, Tom and Larry are all friends on FaceBook. Sam went to college at UK and learns through FaceBook that Tom went to IU. Sam suddenly
feels intense distaste and aversion toward Tom and takes the nuclear option of
unfriending him (a perfectly rational response, IMHO).
Tom’s Hoosier trash talk no longer shows up on Sam’s News
Feed until one day Larry, with whom Sam and Tom are still both FaceBook friends, posts an update about
the NCAA tournament. Sam sees Larry’s update on his News Feed because, after
all, Sam didn’t unfriend Larry.
Then Tom comments on Larry’s update and his comment shows up
on Sam’s News Feed, too, even though Sam had unfriended Tom.
“Curses! Foiled again,” as Dick Dastardly used to say.
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